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More furniture porn O_o

Wed Jul 14, 2004, 3:48 AM
*Stolen from ~Iselen, who stole it from ~deadpan!*
THIRD HAND FURNITURE PORN!!!
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Dana Ward
-- Birthplace: Munster, Germany
-- Gender: Female
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
-- Height: 5"5
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
--Chinese Zodiac: Dragon.. or the one just before that O.o

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Irish and English
-- language: English and bad Irish.
-- The shoes you wore today: Fearsome clogs
-- Your fears: Flying Spiders <--- sff.
-- Your perfect meal: You know, Satay chicken is good? But I was just remembering that chicken thing Zola made me that one time at her house. That was tasty @_@
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Create a new, brilliant flavour of pie.

LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "BLAHHHHHH ~rolls over~"
-- Your best physical feature: My middle finger.
-- Your bedtime: 3 am +
-- Your most missed memory: Dublin.

LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke Coke Coke ~sniffs ice cubes~
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King!! >_>
-- Single or group dates: the CONCEPT of group dating scares me.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike hehe, pikeys.
-- Usually wears: Black long sleeved top, black pants. Currently searching for a replacement for my precious black coat that got stolen. Bastards who took it, may they die of syphalis.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Yes
-- Cuss: It's just words for God's sake, why does everyone have to be so spazzy about it? You know the reason you can't say those words around childs? Because everyone says they're bad words, and you'll teach the childs them. That's like saying "cat" is a bad word, and you can't say it around a child incase a child says CAT OMGWTFLMFOABBQPLOTTWISTS?!? Cause, surely, the world will be over if some kid says "fuck". O_o
-- Sing: Sporadically
-- Take a shower: Everyday if I can
-- Have a crush: Not that I'm admitting to ~hides pictures of penguins~
-- Do you think you've been in love: Nyes.
-- Want to go to college: Maybe
-- Liked high school: Not particularly
-- Want to get married: I'm engaged.(yeah, for the second time, lol)
-- Get motion sickness: If I read. Sometimes.
-- Think you're attractive: Most girls are "attractive" to guys. Really, ever notice how they aren't picky as long as they get sex?
-- Think you're a health freak: o_O Drinks, smokes, shouts about monkeys, what do you think?
-- Get along with your parent(s): With my mother, yes.
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes
-- Play an instrument: Two, Flute and Saxaphone<-- Zola took up flute? ^__^ Shiny. I play the flute, and the spoon.

LAYER SIX: TOO MANY FUCKING LAYERS.
In the past month...

-- Drank alcohol: Yesterday >_> Fuck, I can't GO For a month without alcohol.
-- Smoked: Yes (About every ten minutes) <- come on, Zola, the fag lasts for ten minutes when you roll it up proper, so you never AREN'T smoking, you just light up every ten minutes XD. I smoked yesterday.
-- Done a drug: No.
-- Had Sex: I lost count how many times.
-- Made Out: Yais.
-- Gone on a date: Probably. I don't remember, it's three am.
-- Gone to the mall?: Fucking. Hate. Malls.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: >_> <_<; that was two months ago.
-- Eaten sushi: Yeah
-- Been on stage: No
-- Been dumped: Lol no
-- Made homemade cookies: What am I, a nun? >_> Actually I don't know if nuns bake cookies or not, but that's not the point.
-- Gone skinny dipping: No.
-- Dyed your hair: Lol. No.
-- Stolen anything: Not that I remember.

[Apparently, Layer Seven and Eight are DOA.]
(WTF? Dude, I feel conned. ._.)
LAYER NINE: I FEEL LIKE PHOTOSHOP
In a guy/girl..

-- Best eye color?: Blue
-- Best hair color?: Dark brown/black.
-- Height: Taller than me, I suppose O.o I don't really care.
-- Best weight: I would prefer my honey bunny not take up more than two seats at a resteraunt, lmao.
-- Best articles of clothing: Black. You can't argue with black. Ever. ~waves spork~

LAYER TEN: 'FUCK ME IM A CHAIR' <-- only reference to furniture porn in entire quiz
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1 drug >_>; taken a few times.
-- Number of piercings: Uh...3
-- Number of tattoos: None
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Once
-- Number of scars on my body: hang on...fuck I stopped counting at 50 lmao.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Being a dumb fuck (numerous occasions), that about covers most things. O_o

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  • Current Residence: Nackbridge
  • Interests: Pie
  • Favourite movie: The Boondock Saints
  • Favourite band or musician: Se-phi-roth, nananaan~
  • Favourite genre of music: She listens to anything except what hurts her earoles
  • Favourite artist: The one formerly known as the one formerly known as ... um...
  • Favourite poet or writer: James Clavell, Seamus Heaney
  • Favourite photographer: Kodak. He gets around.
  • Operating System: XP <--it looks pained
  • MP3 player of choice: Windows Media! Not my fault Winamp is crunchy.
  • Shell of choice: Solid Shell!
  • Wallpaper of choice: It changes. Random Asian man is still a favourite. He reminds me to do my laundry.
  • Skin of choice: T_T I can't answer this without being called racist.
  • Favourite game: Ragnarok Online, baby! Pure agi knights = smex.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Personal Quote: Wtf?
  • Tools of the Trade: Shovel, small paper bag, rifle, Tomi.

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Hi. Thanks for the watch! Much appreciated.
-Aquilia
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Thank you soo much for the fave and the watch!!! You are too kind! ;w;
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RaWr !

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